If you have a spare $15 million, you can own the most expensive home in Missouri. The priciest residential property in the entire state isn't some palatial plot just west of St. Louis. It isn't a legit castle in Ladue. It isn't even the dreamy penthouse in Clayton with four 700-square-foot terraces. Nope. It's this cabin-styled ranch, y'all. Located south-east of the Lake of the Ozarks on the Gasconade River, this property is a stunning 1,800 acres with three lakes and two barns. The main house is outfitted with the finest local decorations (dead animals) and has five bedrooms and 6.5 baths. Even the guest house has three bedrooms. Yee-haw.

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