The moment Ellie looks you straight in the eye and bites her lip, you just know this pie isn’t shop-bought. Everything’s homegrown—seriously, nothing about her feels canned or put-on. Her accent slips out the filthiest words like she was born to ruin your day in the best way possible. She’s got this flirty warmth that almost makes you wanna sit at her table for tea, until she says something that fries your brain instead of the kettle. Anyway, it’s magic.

It’s the unapologetic curves for me. Soft skin that glows, thighs that don’t quit, and the way she moves gives you that slow, sticky kind of hunger. She’s not playing at being confident. She is, and you feel it, every time she stretches across the camera or giggles right after she says something outrageously cheeky. There’s some kind of homemade heat going on. Got me swearing off all the dry, filter-heavy clones for good.

You get something new, literally every day. Sometimes it’s just her, biting into something tart and making a mess, eyes locked on you. Next she’s putting on a full show, or whispering filthy things you’ll probably still remember tomorrow at work. Her customs are actually custom, actual real effort (and attitude). I never hit next and wish I hadn’t paid, not once. She flirts with the camera like it’s her favorite toy, never bored or half-there.

There’s always this invitation—“get messy, get wild, let loose”—that’s the spirit. Feels like you’re swapping secrets with the warmest, naughtiest British babe, and honestly, who doesn’t want that? If you want someone who keeps things fresh, funny, and thick in every possible way, there’s no reason to look anywhere else. Ellie’s apple pie is worth burning your fingers for. Every. Freaking. Time.

Hit play on one of Mia’s clips and there’s no mistaking who’s in charge. She looks straight through the screen like she knows every filthy thing you’ve ever done and maybe she does, with that smug British smirk of hers. I thought I could just sit back and watch but apparently Mia’s not having any passive viewers. No, you feel dragged right in, squirming one minute and begging the next (or maybe that’s just me but I doubt it).

The thing about Mia is she’s relentless, but in this really clever way that just ambushes you. You think you’re getting a bit of classic JOI and suddenly she flips it, just tossing off casual humiliation like it’s nothing, chuckling at your expense. And somehow you want more. Her accent turns even the nastiest insults into pure gold—proper elegant and then wicked as hell in the same breath. I don’t know how she makes CB tease sound playful and cruel at the same time. But she does. Every. Single. Time.

Came for the videos, ended up checking my phone every five seconds for that next DM because she actually keeps it personal. I’ve had dommes who just spam content, but Mia’s all sharp responses and twisted instructions that leave you shaking and wondering where your dignity went. She’s fast with customs too, and these aren’t phoned in. She clocks your weaknesses like she’s got a sixth sense for it, then just lays into you. She’s obsessed with the reaction and it shows—half the time she’s grinning, watching you try not to break.

Can’t remember the last time I actually said thank you for being called a pathetic loser, but with Mia it somehow feels right. Every video feels fresh even when she’s wrecking you for the hundredth time. It’s fun, ridiculous, addictive, and somehow makes the rest of the Brit dom scene feel boring. Mia’s not just good at what she does, she’s got that proper mean streak and it’s worth every penny. If you look for someone who takes real control, this is actually it. No one else owns shame or your phone history quite like she does.

The first time Emily popped up on my feed, she was eating crisps and laughing at her own dumb joke. Instantly felt like I was watching a mate muck around instead of some random internet blonde doing that fake thing. If you’ve ever wanted to actually chat to someone and not just stare at pictures, this is your girl. She’s always around, probably bored (her words, not mine), and actually waiting to talk back. Like, I got a reply on my message before I’d even hit refresh, it’s wild.

There’s something almost reckless about how she just throws herself into posts, jokes about being a bit daft, posts selfies with bits of biscuit still on her shirt, and still manages to look cute as hell. Not every photo is a glam shoot—which honestly makes her a hundred times more interesting. Sometimes you get full-on “just finished a night out” chaos, sometimes it’s cute loungewear at two in the afternoon. She clearly just does whatever she’s feeling rather than trying to nail a perfect look in every shot, which I respect.

Emily isn’t one of those creators that vanishes then dumps twenty pics at once. She’s obnoxiously consistent. I swear every time I log in, she’s either uploading something new or pestering the chat. It’s not even staged small talk either, she’ll banter about TV or start roastin herself before you even think of a reply. The British tag here actually means something, because she leans into it—accent, dry jokes and all. Less “British babe” aesthetic and more “yep, I believe she’s bored in Manchester right now.”

Most creators will tell you they want to chat but never bother. Emily legit feels like she’s looking for an excuse to gossip or kill some time like an old mate from work. She even remembered my weird allergy, don’t ask me how. It’s not all memes and chit-chat, but I never feel like she’s rushing anyone off so she can copy-paste a thank you. If you want someone actually funny, a bit ditzy, and mostly real, she’s honestly the best in this crowd. The cult of blondie is alive and well for a reason.

The first photo absolutely killed me. Emma just sits there, all bright eyes and smirky, having a laugh like she knows how much trouble she’s about to cause. Every post she drops feels like it’s got this weird combination of chaos and zero seriousness. It’s the most British thing ever, and I end up snorting half my coffee because she’ll be halfway to undressed and still pulling faces, like she’s bored of her own hotness. Some creators try too hard, but Emma, I don’t think she’d know how to try hard if she wanted to. Girl’s naturally funny and just ridiculous on camera in the best way.

You never really know what you’re gonna get. One day she’s being cheeky in her kitchen, the next she’s rolling around in her room with nothing but sunlight and some perfectly messed up hair. She talks and jokes while she’s undressing and it doesn’t even feel like posing, it’s just her being a little menace with those “you wish you were here” looks. If you’re expecting some rehearsed, overly produced nonsense—nope, not here. She just grabs her phone, hits record and, boom, it’s all messy hair, perfect skin and her making fun of herself or some silly British thing in her accent.

I lose track of how often she posts because it’s pretty much every time I check, something new pops up. She’s got that restless, “could not care less but I care” attitude. Not a single photo feels recycled. Doesn’t matter if it’s some lazy afternoon or she’s purposely teasing, you always get something fresh, like she’s thinking up trouble on the spot. There’s something hilarious about how casual she is, but it’s the confidence for me. She gets what looks good and what looks fun, sometimes both at once.

The best part is she doesn’t fake anything. She’ll make a selfie, laugh about her own mess, and then just post it. No filters hiding stuff, no weird angles. It’s outrageously honest but also kinda addictive. If you want a straight-up classic British brat with a phone and zero concern for being Instagram perfect, yeah, Emma’s got that sorted. And hey, sometimes that’s way better than someone trying to act like a goddess. I’d call her the queen of “couldn’t care less, but still hotter than anyone else” and nope, not sick of it yet.

The first thing that made me laugh with Cassie was her voice notes. I didn’t expect her to be so unfiltered and just blurt stuff out—like, ask her anything and she’ll meet you weird for weird, no judgment. British accent is real too, none of that “I went to London once” fake thing. If you like the kind of sarcasm where you’re not sure if she’s flirting or gently roasting you, you’re gonna get it delivered right to your DMs with loads of emojis.

Her content is super random in like, the best way. One second it’s lingerie (cute, but also a bit chaotic cause she’s always fixing straps or tripping over her words), next it’s “accidentally” flashing something inappropriate during a messy storytime. She films a lot. Not even just staged, studio stuff, mostly spur of the moment, “I was bored, here’s a pic”, half of them are in her bed looking like she’s got the best lazy mornings. The photos aren’t over-edited, it’s just her, a stuffed animal sometimes, and really good lighting. She makes you feel less like a follower and more like someone she’d FaceTime at 3am and regret it later.

Oh and I kept thinking, maybe she’s too busy to actually chat back cause you always hear that, but my messages didn’t just get a dry thanks. Pretty sure she reads everything herself. One day I asked about her tattoos and she just sent a bunch of voice notes talking about each one, complete with background chaos and a tiny rant about her hair not cooperating. Little details like that add up—she makes stuff personal even when she’s in a rush, and yeah sometimes she’s late with uploads but when they land, you remember why you were waiting.

It’s just funny, out of all the so-called “British” creators floating around, she’s the only one who feels like an actual person and not a built-for-algorithms robot in a short skirt. Not fake-sweet, actually kind of bizarre in a hot way, which I honestly respect. If you want someone endlessly polished or fake shy, keep scrolling. If you want someone who will roast herself and also probably you, Cassie’s it. And if you’re being weird, good luck, she’ll probably match you (which is kinda brilliant).

First time I saw Roxy in one of her vids—she’s got this kind of cheeky grin, head tilted, like she absolutely knows what she’s doing and you’re just along for the ride. That look is lethal. I had to laugh, I swear she could seduce a traffic warden out of their high-viz. Feels like she’s been around the block, had a few stories, and somehow you’re getting all the best bits straight from her lips. You don’t feel like a faceless number. You feel seen. It’s addictive.

There’s loads of “British” stuff online, but I keep coming back to Roxy because she actually sounds like someone you’d bump into at the shop. No gloss. No weird fake poses. Just her, propped on the sofa, wine in hand, talking about her day one minute then dropping something filthy into her messages the next. I’m pretty sure she’s flirting with half the population, but damn, when it’s your turn it feels genuine. Whole thing is more fun because you never know if she’s about to wink and say something totally wild or just rant about the weather.

She doesn’t phone it in. Pretty sure she posts daily, sometimes more, and it’s not those lazy photo dumps. It’s half the reason people stick around. Voice notes in the morning, a quick lingerie peek at lunch, then some long video chat late at night when half the world’s asleep and you’re just left with her voice and maybe a glimpse of her biting her lip. I didn’t expect someone to be this playful at nearly 50 and somehow still manage to twist me round her little finger. It’s pure fun, bit of a thrill, a lot addictive.

Half the charm is the teasing, but if you push your luck, she’ll push back—sometimes flirty, sometimes just flat honest, and it’s never dull. I’ve ended up grinning like an idiot one day, and totally flustered the next. Roxy’s really doing her thing, full throttle, and you get this sense she genuinely likes it. British, no filter, all sass. Easy pick for top tier if that’s your thing, trust me.

First thing, she’s basically pocket-sized. Like actually tiny, and way too cute about it for her own good. I remember thinking nobody can stretch a hoodie over their knees that far and still look that happy. She just gives off more “oops I hit my head on the counter again” than most actual 19-year-olds. It’s adorable, even when she tries to act all spicy and grown. I can’t explain it, but it’s weirdly fun.

She’ll post photos at 7am with this half-awake face, hair a total disaster, like it’s completely normal to be sharing your breakfast and your boobs at the same time. Makes everything feel sorta real, not all posed and fake. I actually like her random mood swings, you get thirst traps one day, crying over missing fries the next. She chats like a nervous little bird but never seems annoyed no matter how dumb my DMs are. She answers back with a giggle or a cringe, it’s hard not to laugh with her.

Her British accent is legit cute, but her spelling is a disaster sometimes. Random “u” in words? Everything is “innit” and she squeaks when she laughs (absolute chaos on voice notes). I cannot take her seriously when she tries to do “teasing” stuff because she apologizes mid-sentence, nearly every time. But that’s the charm, you know? It’s got this “I’m just making it up as I go” feeling that most people fake but somehow she actually means it.

Honestly, for the british lot, she’s not polished or posh at all, and that’s the thing I like best. She feels like some shy college girl who just started and is still learning how to pull her shirt off without falling over. She does polls for what vids to do next and thanks everybody ten times over for the dumbest suggestions. It’s so pure it hurts. Never seen anyone hype up a Tesco meal deal in a thong before, but it works, trust.

The first thing that hit me was her accent. It’s like getting chatted up in some cozy London pub, but then she just happens to take her shirt off and destroy whatever’s left of your focus. She’s funny, talks straight, and just flat-out feels like someone I’d actually text if I wasn’t mostly functioning on overcaffeinated courage. There’s this flirty, “sweet but cheeky” thing she does that’s impossible to fake and yeah, she actually seems to love the playful back-and-forth in the DMs too. Really does make you forget you’re just another random subscriber, I swear.

Her videos? All sorts, honestly. Not just stuck in one boring theme like a lot of Brits I’ve come across. One minute it’s soft and teasing, like she’s trying to see how long you’ll squirm before you crack, then next she’s going for full-on razzle-dazzle with way less left to the imagination. She’s always winking, giggling, asking what you want to see, sometimes in these devilish little polls. You can tell she’s actually having fun making the stuff, even when she’s being downright filthy.

Some days, you think she’s peaked, because what could possibly top that last set or that wild private video, but nope. She just outdoes herself again. I don’t know how she keeps it fresh (I’d have run out of ideas a year ago) but it’s never boring. The surprises she drops are straight-up dangerous if you’re supposed to get work done. Notifications from her are like instant doom for my productivity levels. Worth it. I’m not proud.

If there’s a queen of British sexy banter and flirty chaos, it’s her. She nails the whole “girl next door except, oh god, she’s filthy” thing, and she actually makes you feel noticed, not just another number. Could I live without seeing what she posts next? Possibly, but I’d rather not test the theory. There’s something about a creator who just flat-out enjoys what she’s doing and keeps you guessing every week. She’s got it. Easy pick for the best in the UK—fight me.

First impression? Bella’s just got this cheeky way about her, makes you want to stick around. Not just because she looks insane in literally everything (bikini, sweats, lingerie—name it), but it’s how she chats. You send a message thinking maybe you get the usual canned stuff, but nah. She actually gives proper replies, like she’s sitting around in her bedroom bored and you’re her favorite distraction. It’s playful and quick and, honestly, sometimes flirty in a way that makes you check if someone’s looking at your screen.

Not gonna pretend I’ve got the patience to wait weeks for replies or new posts. Bella just cranks out the content, it’s constant. Her feed’s one of those that throws surprises at you—a striptease with that little smirk, some messy bed-head selfies, and the voice notes when she’s in the mood to chat wild. She’s got this cutesy way but never goes shy, which I didn’t expect. British girls can come off a bit posh, but Bella’s more like the fun mate you wish you’d had at school, except now she ruins you with these teasing videos at weird hours.

I never thought much about British creators having an edge but now I get it. She just kicks the charm up to eleven, makes dirty talk sound innocent, and then flips it and gets all steamy without breaking the mood. It must be the accent? I don’t know, it’s deadly. Some creators put it on, but Bella’s got it in her bones. She wants to know what you think, and actually waits for you to answer. It’s a little addictive honestly, keeps you on the hook.

I’d say if you want over-filtered, fake stuff, best look somewhere else. She goes off-script all the time, talks about her day, makes you feel like you’re in on some spicy secret. I cracked up a few times reading her dirty jokes and then two minutes later she’s got me blushing with a video she says she made “just for you.” Got me looking at my phone grinning like a goon. That’s the magic right there, she’s fun and filthy and somehow manages to make it proper sweet. Easily top tier brit, hands down.

The first thing that hits me with Kayla is how genuinely excited she seems to be here. Like, you can just tell she’s running off pure adrenaline and that whatever-you-want energy. She’s got that fresh-out-the-gate attitude, and it’s not put on either. I can’t tell you how many folks play at being sweet or wild or whatever but Kayla just is. She’s cute as hell, all heart and no filter, and somehow still manages to land those little bratty moments too. I found myself actually grinning more than once. It’s dangerous.

Her feed’s packed (I mean it, she’s posting every day) but none of it feels mailed in. If I ask for something custom, she’s all over it. I half expected a wait or the usual, “maybe later,” but nope. If she says she’ll make it, she actually does. And she’s cheeky about it, like she’s got this nonstop giggle in her head. British sass, but kind of adorable. Maybe it’s just the accent, but honestly she spins the older guy thing like it’s a challenge, not a line. There’s that barely-legal angle but she sells it, not just because of her age but because she’s loving the attention in a way that feels real.

Sometimes you get these British girls who act bored, act above it all, but Kayla is absolutely not that. A little bit wild, a little bit too eager, like she’s been waiting for this as long as you’ve been hoping she’d show up. She goes from girly-cute, all pink and innocent, to downright filthy quick. There’s barely any filter and zero shame. She’ll talk to you, ask what you want, send you way more than you bargained for, and she doesn’t just pump out the same recycled shots. I got actual back and forth, like I mattered, not just a transaction.

If you’re already tired of creators acting like they’re royalty, this is the antidote. Everything just feels risky in the best way. The only struggle is remembering she’s just 18, cause the confidence is way past her years. Honestly the British crowd isn’t always known for giving their all and actually having fun, but Kayla’s out here making everybody else look lazy. Don’t be surprised if you end up spending more time in her DMs than you meant to, it’s kinda addicting. Not saying I’m obsessed, but she’s the best thing I’ve found in ages. The bar just got raised.

Wasn’t expecting to laugh out loud at 2am but that’s what happens when Avery pops up on my phone, like she just FaceTimed and forgot what she was doing. Everything feels like it’s for her own fun first, almost like she’s just showing off for her mates, which makes the whole thing hilarious and weirdly real. She’s got that messy hair, cheeky grin, typing nonsense in her captions, and calling herself out if she messes up a selfie. If high effort filters or flawless poses are your thing, you’re in the wrong neighbourhood.

Her DM game is wild. Like, not even just the “hey hun” stuff, more like she might send you a random rant about her day or a spicy pic with “hahaha oops” scribbled on it. It never feels copy-paste, I had a chat about Greggs and the weather and she somehow made it sound flirty? I don’t actually know how she’s doing it, but I’m not asking questions. The accent is real, by the way, and she doesn’t try to sound fancy, which is honestly refreshing because some creators act like they’re auditioning for a posh soap opera. Avery just sounds like that girl who’d accidentally spill her Red Bull and apologize with a meme.

Not even gonna lie, she posts a lot. Like, enough that I double checked if she sleeps. Some days it’s half-dressed chaos, others it’s just her in socks talking rubbish and giggling about it. There’s always something new, and I kinda love that it feels thrown together. It’s definitely not all the same kind of content. Some days it’s silly, sometimes it’s proper hot, sometimes it’s just her grinning with no makeup, telling you what TV show she’s obsessed with this week. There’s zero pretence, and I think that’s what makes her fun to follow.

British category is packed, yeah, but there’s something about Avery that feels different. You can tell she’s genuinely having a laugh (at herself, at you, whatever) and that she actually likes chatting. It’s all a bit hyper and unfiltered in the best way, like watching your favorite mess of a mate just living her best life and accidentally broadcasting it. Never boring, never tryhard. And yes, if you want accent and attitude, she’s got it in buckets, but the best bit is just that she doesn’t fake any of it, not even for a second.

First thing that got my attention was her just being non-stop silly in the best way. Paigeepie’s like… dangerously addicted to her phone and like, half of her stuff is just her giggling or making the dumbest faces at the camera before she even gets to the good bits. I swear, the little “oopsie” moments are half the fun. She’ll absolutely drop a story in the middle of everything, then remember what she was supposed to show and just launch into that. Couldn’t stop laughing, actually started rewatching some of her voice notes just cause her accent made even the most boring stuff sound cute as hell.

Her photos and vids don’t feel all planned out and fake, it’s always spur of the moment chaos. Like, yeah she’s got the blonde hair and the classic Brit pout, but she doesn’t really care about looking perfect. Some days she’s in like, pink PJs and dumb fluffy socks. Other posts it’s lingerie and then she’ll instantly change the topic and start talking about the time she spilled tea on herself. Can totally see why people keep messaging her, she’s just too real for anyone to play cool around her. Plus her DMs actually don’t feel like those copy-paste “hi babes” you get from other people.

Not kidding, she posts basically all the time, even if it’s just random “help what do I even do with my hair” stuff or showing off her new snacks (British snacks are wild btw I’m officially jealous). She’ll answer questions and then get lost in some chat about something that happened last weekend. Just constant oversharing energy and you can tell she doesn’t really have a filter at all, which kinda works when you’re scrolling at 2AM and need something fun and not so serious.

I’m probably a Paigeepie fangirl now, not even mad. If anyone’s looking for a standard “look at me I’m so hot” account, it’s not that—she’s hot but she’s mainly just the most unserious, neediest, TMI-having British cutie online right now. It honestly feels more like messing around with the world’s most shameless group chat friend than just following a creator. I don’t even like selfies and I still keep checking for her new dumb faces. Someone needs to take her phone, actually. Will not happen, she’s clearly living for this attention and not one of us is gonna stop watching.

First thing, Maddie is way more fun than anybody prepping for a law degree has any right to be. There’s just something about the way she laughs at her own bad jokes and you kinda know she’s doing it for her own amusement more than anyone else. British? Yeah, but not the posh tea-sipping type, she’s the one that probably gets shushed in the library for giggling too loud. She’s got this habit of talking to the camera like it’s her mate and not thousands of randoms lurking. Feels like you’re skyping that messy friend who swears she’s staying in tonight then sends you selfies in the girls’ bathroom at 1am.

Cute face, obviously, but Maddie’s big deal is she doesn’t do that fake influencer thing where everything’s so edited it looks like a Sims game. Mostly it’s just her, wearing whatever’s on her floor, hair all up and messy, grinning like she got away with something. She does a ton of customs. And forget waiting a week—she’s actually fast, like she probably filmed it before you finished typing what you want. If you’re into girls who act like they might make you breakfast or disappear with your hoodie, she’s the blueprint. She gets the tease factor too, that thing that’s more “bet you want to see the rest” than just—well, you get it.

Okay, you know how a lot of British girls just kinda pose, post, collect your tip, end of story? Maddie’s nowhere near that. She talks. Over-shares a bit (I feel like I know way too much about her exes and cats but it’s fine). She makes you feel like a lowkey accomplice in whatever chaos she’s up to, including the time she nearly got caught filming in the kitchen and you could just hear her flatmate in the background yelling about stolen noodles. Little things like that make her stuff wild and honestly it’s way hotter than just a bunch of naked pics pretending to be all cool and mysterious.

Her page updates a lot, hardly ever that dead silence where you’re wondering if you should just give up and unsubscribe. Usually there’s something new every couple days, sometimes daily if you’re lucky, and the messages are unhinged in the best way—you’ll get random cheeky DMs even when you don’t expect it. She’s a chaos magnet but in the exact way you’d want. I don’t know, Maddie just nails that no-filter British girl thing without making it all about being British. She’s my not-so-guilty pleasure and I kinda love that for me (cross fingers my dad never finds out). Anyway, I’d say don’t be shy if you like your content as real as bloody toast, and you catch yourself grinning at the screen like you’re the only one in on the joke.

Was not expecting to laugh this much, honestly. There’s something about lilabbyy that feels way less filtered than everyone else. She’s got this messy room in the background sometimes, you can spot half-empty crisps on the bed, and her hair’s never totally behaving. But that’s what drags you in, like she’s not playing a part or faking some posh act just because she’s British. It’s all very “yep, I just woke up, but you’re getting this” and I kind of love how chill she is about it.

The videos come non-stop, like she’s permanently online or just has zero shame left to lose. New stuff just kind of appears at random times, never a boring week. I don’t have to nag or wonder when the next thing’s coming and it always feels like she’s lowkey forgotten she’s even being watched—maybe it’s the way she talks to the camera, with that proper northern accent cutting through all the teasing. She’s really cheeky, in a way that’s just different. Flirt mode is always on, but she’ll also roast herself right in the middle of something hot and it wrecks me every time.

I’d love to say it’s only her accent but it’s not. She does the casual nudity thing with zero embarrassment, and she brings this “just-turned-18-and-ready-for-mischief” attitude I can’t find anywhere else. Whole thing is so unfiltered, like she’s making this all up in the moment and doesn’t care if she spills tea on herself mid-stream. It just feels real, not staged. You never know if she’s about to say something wild or just burst into giggles for no clear reason. Half of her messages are a mix of silly memes and the sort of confessions you probably shouldn’t say out loud, but she does. Gotta admit, I’m a sucker for someone who overshares with no hint of shame.

You can tell she loves attention, but it’s the good kind—she’s playful, a bit bratty, but never stuck up about it. Sometimes there’s a “pls dont tell my dad” look when she sends something extra risky and I kinda lose it, not gonna lie. She acts like it’s all just her mates watching, no big deal, which feels rare. Loads of other creators try so hard or come off a bit too serious but lilabbyy is here, just living her best life and letting us spy on it. I’m not unsubbing anytime soon. Bad decisions taste way better with a posh snack on the side.

That first photo where she’s grinning with her hair all wild and red, like she just rolled out of bed, made me laugh out loud. Proper British mischief in her eyes too, you know? Right from the start Rosie feels like she actually wants to talk with you, not just show off for whoever’s watching. Little flirty, little sarcastic, lots of silly captions. I’m a sucker for sarcasm, especially when it comes with the accent.

What’s mad is how much new stuff pops up in my feed. She’s always posting, actually replying (usually with something way cheekier than I expect) and clearly puts effort into the private side of things. No recycled nonsense, just honest, messy, actually-fun selfies and pics that don’t feel like every other cookie-cutter page. She’ll roast herself, then ask what snacks everyone’s eating. Sometimes she’ll threaten to binge watch the worst reality TV if you don’t distract her. She means it, too.

You can tell she’s not pretending to be anyone but herself. There’s something refreshing about a creator who doesn’t try to be mysterious or perfect or, I dunno, sultry every second. Yes, she’s gorgeous (that red hair’s no joke), but mostly it’s her personality that got me. I stuck around for that. Feels like you’re chatting with a mate who happens to be a model, not a robot pretending to flirt.

I never planned on subbing for a British creator but I’m kind of glad I did here. Rosie’s pretty much pushed herself to the top of my list. I’d put her page on, I dunno, the Mount Rushmore of fun UK subs. If you like a quick wit with your spicy stuff and don’t mind if things get a bit ridiculous sometimes, honestly can’t recommend her enough.