You're weird. Did you know that?
In fact, if you live in St. Louis, weirdness is simply part of your heritage. There are city-wide quirks that invade our citizenry, ones you probably don't even recognize as unusual because you're completely used to them. Did you know that in other cities kids don't tell jokes when they're out knocking on doors on Halloween? Or that in other cities people actually stop at stop signs? They also don't worry about crime 24/7. No lie. It's true.
Read on to find out just how special you are, you lovable St. Louis hoosier.