Sweet, sweet freedom. Finally. The beginning of the school year has started and parents all across town are all happy not to have to deal with their own offspring 24 hours a day.
The summer months are terrible for enjoying public activities and some people just prefer not to be around kids in general. (Can you blame them?) This is what you should be doing right now. These places are for adults only or are usually overrun with munchkins. Get out there, everybody. Feel your freedom. And don't forget to buy a gift for the poor underpaid teacher who has to deal with those tiny tyrants until next summer.